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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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My fave 'First World Problem' story, sorry I cannot recall the sauce, may have been on here:
A couple go to Burger King (other burger joints are available!) and the staff aren't ready yet as they've just opened, so they sit the couple down with a free drink each till they are, but they forgot the straw.

The man then sits and moans and sulks about not having a straw and awaits, maddened and glowering at the staff and his untouched drink, for them to issue one, till eventually, unable to stand this any more, the mrs takes the tops off and says,'Let me show you how to use a sippy cup, darling!'

Made me LOL!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:51, 14 replies)
Was it Barbeque?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:03, closed)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:05, closed)
It's OK
I've got my bike outside.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:06, closed)
I've got a Bollywood Film Set outside.
True story.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:10, closed)
Aren't the straws normally in a dispenser on the counter,
for the customers to help themselves?
Or has austerity spelled the end for free access to straws? I shall be writing to my MP!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:11, closed)
I bet your MP has HP Sauce.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:12, closed)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:17, closed)
I went into a Burger King once
and asked for a bacon double cheeseburger.
The girl looked at me straight in the eye and said "We've got no doubles left, only singles".
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:06, closed)
That sounds like the worlds worst flirting

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:14, closed)
Why was she serving?
Surely she should've been in the kitchen?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:24, closed)
That doesn't make any sense
Was she really that stupid?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)
Unless they'd stopped cooking,
and were just selling off what was left on the warmer?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)
The woman takes her top off?
Hubba hubba
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:27, closed)
I read that as takes her tops off too.
I like breasts.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:12, closed)

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