Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Lesbian LoveI know a group of lesbians, and rather fancied one of the youngest, but she disdained me for being both older and male. So when I dressed up in drag for a theatrical, I thought to blend in with the girls and approach her again. I mean, it's just between us girls, after all - all I ever do is think about women too!
To my surprise, the instant I approached her with my ruby lipstick, stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and enormous eyelashes, she yelped, dropped into a fetal ball, and started screaming "Rape!"
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:53, 3 replies)
There ways...I know a good surgeon!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:06,
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I didn't know whether I should laugh at thisBut I did anyway
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, closed)
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