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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Winona Ryder flirts with me quite a lot.
Eg in the 48th minute of Heathers, or minute 93 of Paris Je T'aime, or, for that matter, minute 25 of the latest Star Trek.

But the moment I turn up naked?

Arrest.

FFS.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:58, closed)
I see what you did wrong there.
Just turning up naked? You should at least have bought a bottle of decent wine or something.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:07, closed)
I've 'flirted' over Winona for years
and she ignored it. I send her ONE sample of my 'flirtation' in the post, with a reply envelope and a naked picture of myself, and the fucking bitch got the police to come around and talk to me!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:18, closed)
You need to wear something!
I suggest either shaving cream or pig fat.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:07, closed)
Painted bright blue
with slices of saute'd onions stapled to your buttocks. Always works.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:11, closed)

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