How not to flirt with a young woman.
Don't stop her in a deserted stairwell when she is by herself and you are with your really tale male friend.

Don't swarm around her.

Don't keep telling her over and over and over and over that you really like her style and her hair. A small compliment is very flattering. Overdo it and insincerity abounds making said young woman feel very uncomfortable.

Don't then grab her hair for a feel.

Don't pester and pester her to give you a phone number/e-mail address/facebook name until she feels obligated to give you something to get rid of you.

Don't do this especially after she has told you she is very much taken.

Don't then overdo the compliments in the e-mail you them manage to send to her mysteriously scribbly and illegible e-mail address she wrote for you.

Don't let your friend find her sister on-line and over-compliment her so that she too feels harassed and cornered.

Don't let your friend tell her sister she is so pretty he feels he could fly and to have a "very well adjusted evening".

Thank goodness my sister is more sensible than me! She simply told him she doesn't like people who focus too much on looks and that she wasn't interested.

EDIT: Nope, it was a "correct day" she tells me. Apparently she has a shining beauty that can't be stopped by a fire service.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:49, 2 replies)

all one bloke?
what court orders/kicks to the goolies were invented for
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:18, closed)

I like to think his name is punishment enough. =p
The poor guy was called Cecil.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:38, closed)