Party games
Not one of mine, however...

One of my mates told me about some aquaintances at his old uni who used to liven up house parties by playing an amusing little game they liked to call 'hide the poo'.

As the name suggests one would avail themselves of the host's facilities, or possibly bring along one they had sculpted earlier, and then use all of their creativity, ingenuity and cunning to hide their log somewhere about the house.

The rules: the owner of the last poo to be discovered is the winner.

Usually they were found in pretty short order as the participants were always pissed and put them in crap hiding places (pun indeed intended). Anyway, part of the fun(?) was that they were supposed to be found during the party. Ideally by the unsuspecting.

At the end of one party, however, a single poo lay undiscovered and remained so for several days.

When pressed as to where he had concealed it the lad would not say, but it's hiding place was eventually revealed...

In a fit of genius he had lifted a tub of margarine from the fridge, emptied it out and placed his offering inside, put the margarine on top and returned the tub to the fridge.

It took several mornings of toast for breakfast before before the final poo was discovered!
(Dr. Scambolic, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:14, 9 replies)

Not again
That's the third version of this story I've seen on this QOTW.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:24, closed)

not Wurzle by any chance?
I need to believe he started this
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:02, closed)

bindun
ad infinitum
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)

where's the
'feck off and stop posting urban legends' button? I want to click it.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:20, closed)

Oh well...
That'll teach me to be a bit more thorough in my research, but I couldn't be arsed to read through however many pages of this QOTW there are now.

Wouldn't some sort of search function be handy, so that we can have a look for key phrases before posting stuff that has been done to death? (Without having to do a 'find on this page' for each page)
(Dr. Scambolic, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:38, closed)

try....
www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/all

search the lot at once, and also in clicky order....
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:50, closed)

Ta,
That's just the job!
(Dr. Scambolic, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 0:06, closed)

BIIIIIIIIIIINDUUUUUUUUUN
I'm going to suggest a 'this is an urban legend' button.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 23:35, closed)

This can't be true
....surely?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 12:09, closed)