Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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I've not been Sucking CockSometimes my jaw locks up when I yawn. The only good thing is I get a day off work and a morphine drip before they can ease it back into place. I am a bloke.
So in the lunch room at work I was telling my co-workers what my dentist had told me, that oftentimes it's young hotties in college that end up locking their jaws after a weekend playing the skin flute with a new boyfriend.
I then told my co-workers what I said to the Dentist. "I don't know what to say Doc, I haven't been Sucking Dick all weekend".
Just as the female CEO of the company walked by the open door.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:18, Reply)
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