Horny Christian Teens
As I've said before, I spent the first 22ish years of my life in the church, some of it quite conservative and evangelical in a slightly scary way, including those cherished teenage years when all a guy can think about is sex.

There seem to be two approaches for the horny Christian teen when considering sex, one of which is "how far can I push it (so to speak)" and one is "how can I avoid as much 'impurity' as possible". Most Christian teens seem to opt for the first, which I can tell you only helps highlight the craziness that is the whole "no sex before marriage" thing, because inevitably you end up in the "we're both naked, we're both horny, why the hell not" situation. It's deeply unnatural to get to that position, both ready and raring to go, and then suddenly jam the brakes on! Why, you might wonder, do I talk about this? Well mainly because I've come to the conclusion that Christian teens really are human, and far too often tie themselves into knots trying to justify what's normal and natural and spending far too much of their teenage years feeling guilty about something that should be exciting and fun.

As for the "how pure can I be" school of thought, that actually might get its own post because that's a whole other rant!

Length? Eagerly orally attended to by horny Christian teens because hey, that's not sex, not really!
(Liberal, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:29, 3 replies)

There is a third school of thought
"Oh sod it!"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:44, closed)

Sod it
That's generally the approach that seems to get taken once the first one has reached its natural conclusion of horny nakedness. Or at least from my experience...
(Liberal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:51, closed)

and a fourth:
I hate you guys. I didn't believe in God, and I wasn't getting anything.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:18, closed)