Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Ah yesThe subject of this little missive is a little scrote who was my first next door neighbour at uni in halls. I shall call him Chris Ross, as this was his name, and he is such a cunt he doesn't deserve to be left anonymous. Anyways. First of all, he broke into my room and broke some eggs all over my furniture. Next, he turned on the firehose and left it running outside my door. Then, late one night, he upended a full rubbish bin outside my door. After this, he broke into my room again and stole my mobile phone, and proceeded to call the speaking clock and my family at midnight. This is in the end what got him kicked out of university in the first semester of his first year. Last I heard, he was rounding up shopping trolleys for a living.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 18:20,
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