Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Pig TrampoliningMy mates parents used to run a pig farm in the pre-divorce years and the Dad is a bit twisted in general. Being a large farm quite a few pigs would die, as they do. So he used to pull out the dead piggies from the pens and leave them for later collection, quite often for ages in baking sunshine. Duly the croaked piggies would swell up with gas and my mates Dad told us that if we jumped on the bellies we could use them as trampolines. It was ace fun until they popped.
(, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 18:00, Reply)
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