Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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And again...1992, party at my mates house.. Their dog, Buster was recently humanely destroyed for biting someone, and my mate's sister was unbeknownst to me, pretty distraught about it.
So there's a note from his hoidaying parents on the kitchen counter detailing things to do whilst they;re away.
1. Clean floors, 2. buy food, 3. cut lawns etc, you get the idea.
So we all start adding things on the bottom...
10. Attempt autofellatio, 11. Rub nads with a cheesegrater.
I went too far by appending the line
14. Dig up Buster's corpse.
His sister read it and went postal. He threw me out of the house.
Secretly a lot of people thought it was hilarious, but never admitted it.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 11:22, Reply)
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