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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Never eat any food
because the people in the food factory throw it on the floor and kick it about. And then a dog pisses on it.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:07, 6 replies)
And it's full of nasty things
that give you cancer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 17:15, closed)
And semen.
It always contains semen.
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Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:18, closed)
You could always eat food that doesn't come from a factory.
You know; meat and veg and that. Just a thought.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:58, closed)
Meat comes from factories too though
Chicken for instance. Everyone in chicken factories fucks the chickens.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 24 May 2010, 7:55, closed)
Some sort of washing...
... may be called for then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:39, closed)

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