Violence really is the best way to go about things.
So, junior year of high school I had been crushing on a guy for quite a while. Not really sure why at this point, considering he looked disturbingly like Henry VIII, but that's not the point.

I was very obvious, apparently, but I still thought I was being suave and coy when I asked him to take a walk with me one night. We talked about random things while I shamelessly flirted and he acted as he always did, and finally I told him that there was something I had wanted to do for a while. He didn't really say anything, so I just sort of jumped up and pecked him on the lips (I'm a bit short).

He didn't respond, I freaked out, and we kept walking. I asked him if he liked me, he said yes. We kept walking.

Then I looked at him and said, "If you don't kiss me again, I'm going to punch you in the face." So he did.

Not strictly asking out, but that's still how we got together. Lasted a month, ended in a mess, but how it started still makes me giggle when I think about it.
(Mreek, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48, 3 replies)

"If you don't kiss me again, I'm going to punch you in the face."
Best chat-up line ever.
(lost, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:18, closed)

Oh!
You sound exactly like a girl I know who's fancied me for too bloody long (nearly 3 years now). We took a "walk" the other night, post-party, and yet again I made an amazing attempt to brush her off.

I'm still working on it though.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:24, closed)

There's just something about this tale
that tickles me.

"he looked disturbingly like Henry VIII, but that's not the point"

"If you don't kiss me again, I'm going to punch you in the face."

Brilliant :-)
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:56, closed)