Food Challenges
Me and my mates used to do "Challenges". Everyone often makes throwaway remarks like "oh i love kitkats, i could eat 100 of them", we decided to start holding people to their word.

This gave birth to the "Cheerios Challenge" which was a pint of milk and a whole box of cheerios, in one sitting. My mate ate the cereal no problem but spewed the milk all over.

The "Fruit Pastel Lolly Challenge" was hilarious, same mate said he loved them and could eat 20....so we bought a few boxes. He started eating them normally while we watched spiderman 2, eventually his tongue turned black and he was just biting them to get them down. He begged 2 of us to eat some for him, and failed after about 14. The next day he said his teeth hurt so bad he couldnt do anything without being in agony. He had to eat toast by tearing tiny squares and placing it on his tongue till it was moist enough to swallow.

(I have to add im shaking with stifled mirth just remembering these)

The greatest challenge which has been attempted is now know as the Filous 50 (or Filous 5-0). The challenge is to eat 50 fromage frais in one sitting. The theory is that each pot is "only a big spoon"....

In practice its the worst thing ive ever tried. I ate about 28 before chucking into a bucket. Some have done worse and a few better. My mates swiss cousin did 40odd apparently. Its the consistancy that defeats you, flavours no longer apply as its just slime you're having to force down. I started off showboating by licking the lids, by the end of it i'd even downgraded to a teaspoon.....

Try it with your friends :D

The moral btw is dont fuck with dairy


*edit

I remembered another, the "Nice Biscuit Race". My mate said he could eat a pile of nice biscuits the 'height of a small child'. I offered him a head to head instead, we brewed a vat of tea and set about eating as many as we could. Tea was only for washing down, dunking was not allowed. It finished with my mate a biscuit ahead and he was smashing them with his forehead and picking at the crumbs.... good times.
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:01, 13 replies)

Excellent.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:03, closed)

Disgusting
There's people starting in the 3rd world as'd give their left nut for a bucket of petit filous & Nice biscuit sick.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:47, closed)

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people starting what?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:25, closed)

found this lying around - you might as well have it
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(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:13, closed)

A bucket of nice biscuit sick?
Mmm. Nice biscuit sick.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:53, closed)

You...
...have taken my click-cherry. I'm now officially violated.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:33, closed)

If you pray really hard, it grows back
Note: may not grow back
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

My cousin and I used to do this at family gatherings
to alleviate the boredom of being with our other cousins, aunts/uncles, etc.

One time I think we finished about tied on 70 (admittedly mini) sausage rolls each and he just about beat me on silverskin pickled onions by topping the 100 mark.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, closed)

another mate did pickled onion monster munch
his fingers stank for days (he says)! what was most worrying was the amount of salt and shit he must have consumed in about 15 bags...! heart attack central
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50, closed)

I lolled at the tiny squares of toast bit - and clicked.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48, closed)

im going to ask him about that again tonight.....
hes a right donut
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49, closed)

Have a well deserved click
but only cos I'm pissing meself.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:04, closed)

Interesting
that your friend's dextrous stomach could vomit up the milk whilst leaving the Cheerios at ground zero.
(Stiltzkin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, closed)