If she's reading this... I'm so sorry.
Having been with my girlfriend for about a year and being on good terms with her parents, I once took a car ride with her and her mum where we talked about the mother's difficult pregnancy. Apparently her mum had had complications and had almost lost my beloved before she was even born, with other very personal unpleasant experiences of the same sort before.

After the appropriate and murmurs of concern and mutterings of "Oh, I'm so sorry" and "Yes, how unfortunate" I could not stifle my chuckle. A quite inappropriate chuckle, as I'm sure you'll agree. Both ladies asked what was so funny. "Oh, nothing. I just remembered something." "What?" "You really don't want me to." "No, what is it?" Closing my eyes and throwing caution to the wind, I then told this joke: www.sickipedia.org/joke/view/61

We drove home in silence.

We are no longer together.
(Galemp makes FreeSpace better, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 23:55, 1 reply)

You domer
You could have said you remembered a different, less offensive joke.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:06, closed)