quite tame compared to some of the others....
ok here's my list:

getting to work 30 mins before anyone else, just so I can trawl through the latest additions to icanhascheezburger, I just love those funny kittehs, theyz make me lolz so hard I dribble

nose picking, the feeling of pulling out a crusty bit of nose gold that has rooted itself deep into my sinus cavity, feeling it pull right from the back, fantastic

a deep proud respect for the BBC, I know its full of shit daytime crap, and I can't stand all that flog-the-crap-in-your-attic for measly cash bollocks, but something about BBC News 24 reeks of class and gets me feeling all patriotic. ITV is just shit in comparison

farting in enclosed areas with other people and getting away with it, usually after dropping a particularly foul one I stare and tut in disgust at any female in the room passing the blame on (the more attractive the female the better)

Grand designs

perving at women on the bus whilst pretending to read my book

curling out a long satisfying steamer on company time

"I'm blue" by Eifell 65, genius.

the pleasue gained from a witty, off-the-cuff legnth joke, such as...errr shit
(Duke Fucknuts ate toast and fanny batter on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 7:50, 3 replies)

That single,
was the first single I ever owned :D I took it into school and had it played on the way out of assembly.
(Belgaer is, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:33, closed)

Pfft
Getting to work early to read ICHC? I have it on RSS feed. I find that when work is getting on top of me I'll have a new post come through which will make me lol and everything will be ok again.
(Mintman, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:07, closed)

Now i will never do any work.....
thanks, just clicked icanhascheezburger. NOW I HAVE TO CHECK IT EACH DAY.

Just not enough hours in the day to skive in....
(Mr. Fahrenheit Can reach naught to fuck you in 8.36 seconds, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, closed)