Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I faked drowningIn my defence, I was ten years old.
While on a bus trip to a water park with summer camp, I saw a lifeguard carrying a strange torpedo-shaped life preserver and I really wanted to see it in action. Now, I could swim like a fish, and I'd crossed lakes, so I wasn't endangering myself by going out into the deep end. The female lifeguard (I wish I'd been old enough to appreciate THAT) didn't know that I could hold my breath underwater for three minutes, and she dove in selflessly to rescue me, and then I had to spend the rest of the trip answering questions and filling out forms. Fuck.
She didn't even use the floatie.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:44, Reply)
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