Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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CondemnedWhen I was in the 6th form our common room was a pre-fab building beside the main school building. You know the ones that we always called "Rabbit Hutches". One day 2 machines appeared in there that seemed to be sucking in air. There was a rumour that they were testing the air for asbestos.
My mate and I thought that it would be really funny to break off some of a board that sat behind a rediator (very similar to the mats you put your bunsen burners onto) and sprinkle them into the machine.
After nothing happened, we thought no more of it and I went back home for lunch. When I got back to school, my heart sank as I saw bright yellow tape over the door to the common room with danger, do not enter written on it.
It turned out that machines had picked up lethal amounts of asbestos in the air and the building was immediately condemned.
The upshot was that they knocked it down and built a swanky new pad for us 6th formers. I was too much of a chicken to own up and take the glory though as I thought I would probably get sent to Juvy if the teachers ever found out.
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