Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I had sex in the boss's chair.Not my boss, mind you- my girlfriend's boss. The female boss who didn't understand the appeal of sex (she'd never had an orgasm in her life) and looked rather severely upon those of us who enjoy it.
And I had sex on my girlfriend's boss's desk, leaving a nice sweaty arse print on it. But that was a different boss- and a different girlfriend.
Having sex after hours in your girlfriend's office is quite the kick...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 19:25,
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