HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I went to see a band called the Sandkingsmany years ago in a local pub. They were really, really rubbish. The area in front of the stage was deserted. I moved a small table and chair in front of it, sat down and started doing the crossword. At the end of the song the singer asked me if I had any respect for them. I responded with the reply 'You sir, are a talentless cunt'. Turns out I saw him again a few years later, it was Jaz Mann the prick from Babylon Zoo. I still stand by my words.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 20:56,
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