HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I hate commercials at movie theatersI used to go to the movies a few times a week and had the unfortunate pleasure of learning by heart all the commercials that played before the previews and main attraction.
There was a particular commercial for the Armed Forces. Cue various shots of soldiers in action, with the voiceover saying:
"It's not like any other job. Ours is a different experience. We're all over the world. And we love what we do." [sic]
Every time that commercial played in a crowded theater, I'd yell out "What's it like being a fluffer?!" just before the voiceover.
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Grampa, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 3:32,
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