HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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A Mighty Boosh oneI've heard there's some Boosh ones on here already but I dunno if this one's been done or not...
At the recent Southampton gig, Noel's baddie character 'the Hitcher' had just come on, being his usual evil Cockney self. The audience started booing and hissing instinctively like it was a pantomime, so the Hitcher delivered the line "Bah... every boo just goes to make my erection that little bit harder!!" The booing then silenced and got replaced by laughter and grossed-out "eeeww"s. That was apart from one bloke who was still apparently booing. So the Hitcher continued with "Don't keep booing after I've just explained that concept, you fucking PERVERT!!" Class.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 10:30, Reply)
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