HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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neighboursthey offer tours to punters round ramsay st led my members of the cast, and the story goes that one day Harold Bishop was taking the tour. at the end he asked if anyone had any questions.
Some bloke replies 'Yeah, Harold, why are you such a fat cunt?'
Harold, quick as a flash, replies, 'because every time i fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit.'
I want it to be true, maybe it is.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 13:42, Reply)
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