One time on mushrooms...
The first time I ever tried magic mushrooms, I was at a friend's house. One of the side effects of the mushrooms, and the principal reason I no longer take them, was that I couldn't quite tell if I really had to take a piss or not. It bothered me to no end, thinking that the first time I met his flatmate, I might piss myself on the sofa. This basically resulted in me spending damn near the entire time I was tripping going up to the toilet, sitting there for a while until I was confident that I did not have to piss, heading back downstairs to the living room (no easy feat, with the steep narrow stair case his house had), and then promptly returning to the toilet within in five minutes. Just in case...

On one such voyage, I was sat on the bowl, when it occurred to me that something awesome might happen if I could fit my entire head all the way through the right leg of my jeans, while I still had them on. I set to it, and midway through my endeavour, I saw some motion out of the corner of my eye. Looking over, I saw the flatmate's girlfriend standing in the door I'd left wide open. Not knowing what else to do, I waved and said "Hello, I'm Ithy, who're you?" It was a strange way to meet someone. When I sobered up, I was embarrassed for a while, but I mostly find it amusing. Considering her boyfriend and my friend did shrooms rather often, I'm not surprised that she didn't seem phased, though. Guess she'd seen stupider things, although I can't remember having done anything worse.
( Ithyphallophobia, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, 4 replies)

Excellent
Have a click for adventures in experimental millinery. Good work.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:59, closed)

I thought I was the only person that happened to,
Until freshman year at college, when all my housemates did mushrooms, and after the trip we were talking about the experience.

"Fun as hell, but I couldn't shake the feeling I had just shat myself"

"Whoa, I thought I was the only one!"

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

And yet for some reason, we kept doing them.
(raulduke, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:51, closed)

fazed
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(dogmonitor went woof! on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:54, closed)

Damn English language and its homophones.
( Ithyphallophobia, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, closed)