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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I used to live with a coke dealer
i did alot of it...alot. I don't think you can grasp the amount, and it was all paid for by cooking and cleaning. I was a bitch but that year was fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, 13 replies)
Are you
male or female?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, closed)
Well
Aren't you all shades of fucking awseome
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)
no
only for that year, probably
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)
wow
You are like totally cool
(phe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:01, closed)
i find people full of coke
generally to be witty and charming and well worth spending time with , and they usually have interesting stories to tell , or they're slabbering desperate fools
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)
Well...
...call me old fashioned, but I prefer pepsi max.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)
You really shouldn't do it!
It rots your teeth don't you know! Try mineral water or something with less sugar and gas.
(Pork2311, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, closed)
Did Grandmaster Flash teach you NOTHING?
'Nothing to gain cept killin' yo brain.'
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:41, closed)
Oh I loved in on Nathan Barley
when the had a some ex-users singing white lines to some kids.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:06, closed)
... Ab Fab pun?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:06, closed)
That's what I thought

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:26, closed)
I hope it's the full fat stuff
Diet Coke sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:33, closed)
Used to live with a coke head
He was a twat. But the flat was always fucking clean. Always. He was usually up all night tidying shit up and sweeping... completely off his tits.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, closed)

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