I just don't get itPoor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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ChristiansThree reasons why I don't get Christians.
1: Why don't you just go around doing whatever the fuck you like - kill people, steal stuff, all you have to do is apologise to you imaginary friend and you still get to enjoy eternal happiness.
2: God says that Jews are his only true followers, then he sends Jesus along to say that the Jews have got it all wrong, then he has a tells Mohammed that the Jews and the Christians have got hold of the wrong end of the stick. I can understand Jews for not believing later possible charlatans, but why are Christians not Muslims? The Koran is pretty much the word of God, dictated to Mohammed, the new testament is a bunch of stories, many of which were written down centuries after the fact.
3: Stack overflow. this is the same for all three abrahamic religions. X is the only true religion because God says so, but he also says the same thing about Y and Z.
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