Where do we start?
My father - in his 60's has never voted in his life because he can't be arsed to register.

There isn't a day that goes by where he doesn't complain about the government.

Every war the Americans have started - apparently they are all in the name of 'peace' - fuckwits to a man that lot. How does killing people promote peace?

Racist football fans who refuse to be racist towards black players on their own team because 'they is one of us innit' - for fucks sake, if you have to be racist (and I hope you aren't) be consistent.

Me - for bollocking my team for excessive Internet use every month, only for me to spend my days avoiding work by being online.

My mate Simon, who, after taking me to one side to suggest that I might be drinking too much, gets himself arrested for being drunk and disorderly on Corn Street in Bristol. Less than 24 hours about talking to me aboutmy behaviour.

Vegitarians - What? Your leather shoes came from roadkill did they? Fuck Off. Expect me to cook something 'special' for you - only for you to give me Korn at your house? Double Fuck Off.

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, 9 replies)

I like Korn
The unplugged album was bloody fantastic!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:08, closed)

badum, and indeed,
tish.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:56, closed)

"rrested for being drunk and disorderly on Corn Street"
That takes some doing too, down there.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, closed)

Inconsistant Racism
another one of my bugbears.

Especially when someone get all "bloody niggers" when a black guy isn't within earshot, but as soon as one turns up he's suddenly Mr Civil Rights.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, closed)

Hold on, hold on. Regarding the vegetarians; they're asking you to EXCLUDE something from their meal. But when you go there asking for meat, you're asking them to INCLUDE something in their meal.

There's a big difference between asking for "anything except X" and asking for "only X" in terms of how fussy you're being.
(Musuko, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:05, closed)

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They aren’t asking for an exclusion, they are asking for an alternative – how they ask might be veiled, but they are asking for something else.

Consider the scene… I’m cooking a mixed grill, on my menu, is steak, sausage, chicken, a bit of fish and maybe either mushrooms or a grilled tomato.

As you honestly suggesting I ought to give a veggie a tomato, cut in half and bunged under a medium grill for a couple of minutes? Would that represent a wholesome meal? Or, would the better option be give them an alternative?

All I’m saying, is, well, some vegetarians are cunts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:59, closed)

strangely
all the vegetarians I know wear vegetarian shoes. At least thats a bit consistent!
( Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:15, closed)

Some vegetarians are cunts, because they're people, and some people of any group will be cunts.

Aren't you being a crap host if you call your guests cunts for requesting that their host to provide a meal they could actually eat, and even enjoy?
(Musuko, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:25, closed)

most vegetarians
are happy to sacrifice a decent meal. i wouldn't expect someone to cook something special for me...but since i know that not everything will be meat, i can eat that. i am not asking for an alternative. i'm just not eating the meat.

actually some of my friends will cook a vegetarian meal, because SHOCK HORROR they can live without meat for one meal and DOUBLE SHOCK they like the taste!

you have strange assumptions. or if there are any vegetarians like that then they are obviously cunts and this has nothing to do with them being vegetarians.
(ewe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)