Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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teenage window pervin'When i was 14 i used to stay up for hours and hours hiding behind the bedroom curtains, teenage throb in hand, waiting for the woman next door to have her final slash before going to bed as she was generally stark bollock.
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 15:36, Reply)
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