Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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My mum,not me...My mums always commuted to London to work,and she's always got the train. One day,she was on the train,and she felt something touching her hand. She thought nothing of it,as people were crammed quite close,and she guessed it was just a guys hand.
It was then she looked around,and saw a little Chinese guy right near her with that kinda "I'm about to blow" look on his face. She looked down and he was rubbing his cock on her hand! She pushed him over,cock still out,and got off the train at the next stop.
She then phoned to inform the travel police,and they said another woman had reported something similar a few days previously,and said to my mum "well,at least you didnt end up with an...ahem...drycleaning bill..."
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 23:35, Reply)
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