Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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When I was 14...My mum found out me and my 17 year old boyfriend had been having sex like insane rabbits the second her back was turned. She was angry and was going on about how she could tell the police. I said "But its not like he forced me into it!" To which my mum replid "Yeah,you probably forced him into it!"
I was shocked and speechless...
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:07, Reply)
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