Not exactly overheard but...
...I worked on a cruise ship for 2 years and got asked by passengers

- does this lift go to the front of the ship?
- do all the staff live on the boat?

and my personal fave

- I didn't have enough time to do all the shopping I wanted. Any chance we could turn around and go back there for half an hour? (in all seriousness, having been at sea for over an hour after leaving dock).

Some people are total fuckwits
( iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 13:36, Reply)