I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I'm six years old.I'm not very tall, so I'm on my tiptoes by the toilet, happily weeing away.
Because I'm not that tall, the old chap is resting on the rim of the bowl.
It's at this moment that the seat decides to obey gravity and shut at quite a velocity.
On top of said old chap.
That wasn't very pleasant.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 0:08, Reply)
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