I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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wasp stingThere was the time as a wee nipper at infant school wearing shorts that i got stung on the dangly bits by a wasp.
I think if I remember rightly the teachers thought it was the funnist thing espically when they had to dab vinegar on them to ease the pain
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:20, Reply)
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