I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me, but still painfulMy mate (who shall remain unnamed) is a bit of a deviant so and so, and has done a few odd things (self-genital-piercing is one) but the best has to be this one time when we were all at his house. He snuck off for a few and after a few minutes we heard an almighty yelp and shouts of "I can't get it out, I can't get it out!!".
Said friend had his chappie stuck in a typewriter. Asked what he was doing, he said "I was trying to type my name on it..."
Several hours and a trip to A&E later, and we're back in party mode. He'll never live that down though.
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McBadger COW, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:12,
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