I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Rugby PainPlaying rugby your man bits are in positions that sometimes they shouldnt be.
One game we have our opposition pinned down in there 20 awaiting a scrum they are feeding to produce the ball. Out it comes to the fly half, he receives it and I chase him down putting the pressure on the kick.
I see the guy put boot to ball so I jump to block the kick. The only problem was that I stopped the flight of the ball with my goat dilly bag.
Queue pain and much woah.
I was sidelined for 2 weeks by the medico but in my wisdom I was back at training the next Tuesday.
So there I am telling my coach what happened and how I might have to take it easy tonight.
Just then the familiar call of "HEADS" is shouted out(basically a call put out to warn unsuspecting people that a ball travelling at quite a speed is headed their way).
I turn around and cop it sweet in the ball-sack.
I was out for a total of 4 weeks with bruised testies.
ooh ouch.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:42, Reply)
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