I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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a couple of weeks agoI had two small growths removed from my perineal area. nothing serious, a large skin tag and a wart.
unfortunately both got localised infections and I was on anti-biotics for a week and was given sudocreme to put on. the sudocreme did not help so in the end the male nurse gave me instillagel. only trouble is I have to wear gloves so my finger does not go numb, push my glasses to the end of my nose and bend over so I can see what I am doing in the mirror.
cue the window cleaner turning up a day early...
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 22:01, Reply)
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