I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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More Vasectomy...You should have the modern Vasectomy op, where they inject you in the testicles (and BOY does that hurt - when the Doc says 'don't flinch as this will hurt and you must not move....' JEBUS!). Then they lazer through your scrotum, pull the tubes out with a hook and lazer them apart, neatly corterizing (sp) them at the same time.
My op went badly and I had to have a week off work as the bruising left my bollocks the size of tangerines (so only slightly swollen :o) ) and so painful I could not walk. Getting to the doctors for a check up 5 days later was so much fun - I was getting passed on the street by pensioners with zimmer frames.
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MrHeed, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 0:00,
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