I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Rugby cock traumaON one particularly drunken rugby tour I was on some years ago, a guy from the opposition started the drinking games with the traditional "against the clock" downing pints shenanigans. This had a twist however as he proceeded to whip out his chap, produced a box of matches and poked a match into his japs eye, just a little way in mind. On the count of three, he would start downing the pint and at the same time his teammate lit the match and he had to down the pint before he burnt his helmet. He lost. And you could hear his screams from several counties away. The thought of the blackedned helmet makes me clench to this very day.
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:33,
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