I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not so much self inflicted.Not self inflicted, but a biological product of that evil bitch Mother Nature.
Apparently we contract virus's all the time but the bulk of them don't affect us.
On ocassion though, one will cause a side effect.
Epididymitis anyone?
"Epididymitis causes swelling of the scrotum, pain in the testicles" the medical encyclopedia tells me.
Oh bloody really! That would explain why, when I stood up that it felt like someone had nailed my plums to the chair.
Length, girth? I should coco.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 17:16, Reply)
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