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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Kidney stones
A while back (about 1 1/2 years ago) I had a bout of renal colic (Kidney stones) they decided that they had to get them out as they weren't moving.
I get knocked out for the op and wake up to discomfort between my legs.
I eventually work up the nerve to go for a pee and was glad I was sat down. (It burns like hell)
when they did the op they left a stent in my pipes and it had to be removed a few weeks later.
I go back to the hospital to get it removed and its day surgery so I know I am not going to be knocked out this time.
They advise me that I will have local anesthetic (*sp) what they didn't tell me was that its in the gel they put on the end of the instrument/camera they put up my 3rd eye...
The nurse said i turned a lovely shade of white/grey when he went in and removed it.
I then had the peeing blood thing again afterwards.
no appologies for length
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 18:35, Reply)

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