I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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not me, but a mate had his nipple piercedHe's one of these peeps who likes to show how hard and manly he is in the oddest of situations, this time however it was with the tattooist who was piercing him. He was given the anastetic (or however you spell it, fuck off I'm ill) and he had the needle rammed through his nipple. In fairness, Jason didn't even flinch. Not even when the needle jammed halfway in, and the guy had to fucking ram his way through to the other side.
The tattooist looks at me as if to say "wtf?", takes his money and we leave.
2 steps outside Jason shook the windows with his screams, and cried all the way home. Not so fucking hard now, aren't we?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 20:00,
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