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yes another one word challeng will be fun!
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:23, Reply)

Adverts all a-cock
Paddington is advertising Marmite!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6992874.stm
Take an existing or old advert and monkey it about in whatever way you see fit.

While this is a massively open ended challenge topic, it's also remarkably hard to get images and clips of so should keep the number of entries down for a change!
( HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:45, Reply)

may have bindun
but reworked warning signs always crack me up...
( ascorbate, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 14:45, Reply)

Crap Super Heroes
Salmon Man anyone?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 20:48, Reply)

Worst Criminal Plans
The man who put the exploding dye pack in his pants was an amateur. Fire up photoshop and show us the most ill-conceived scheme of the most bone-headed ne'er-do-well.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 17:54, Reply)

The Acronym Challenge
Take a well know acronym, and through the power of potato shop, show us an alternate meaning.
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:16, Reply)

101 uses for taxidermy
eg, otter-on-a-stick loo brush.
Hamster deely-boppers.
swordfish darts.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 13:00, Reply)

We will! We will! 'shop you!
It used to be that getting the Lifetime Achievement award was sufficient to tell aging rockers enough was enough, but now it seems you have to have your Greatest Hits album made into a West End musical before getting the hint.

Design some theatre promo posters for musicians who should know when to retire ...
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:32, Reply)

If Judy Dench was to hatch
what would be inside?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 3:57, Reply)

Repost challenge
Let's repost everything we've ever done - the winner to be decided by the number of times the same image is reposted in a new thread divided by the number of FAILS received.

The grand prize will be awarded to the b3tan who manages to draw the most attention away from an empirically awesome animation which will be posted at 18:35 each evening.

Let mediocrity be unbounded!

MS
( mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:07, Reply)

What if transformers were sexually attracted to Humans?
Who would they go for? Would Humanity even exist by the time they stop humping us?
(Who blew luigi, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:12, Reply)

B3ta Retro
Pearoast your first ever post if you still have it.

If not, re-construct it from memory Time-Team style.
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:24, Reply)

Worst wedding couples
Stalin and Maggie Thatcher, Bush & Cheney, Prince Charles & Jade Goody etc. etc.

Lots of styles available and shopping opportunities.
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 20:55, Reply)

Visualising typos
I remember many years ago I saw a captioned image of a dog standing on its hind legs, wearing an apron and oven gloves and carrying a tray of freshly baked biscuits.

The caption read 'Every time the doorbell rang the dog would start baking'.
Make an image out of some interesting typos.
(Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 19:46, Reply)

Alternative medicines and cures
Maybe curing a headache is best achieved by whacking yourself in the foot with a hammer? Hmm?!
( McBadger COW, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 19:30, Reply)

ironic celeb shows
If celebs were forced to do the things they hate?
( g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 18:01, Reply)

Robots
just 'robots' like the 'egg' challenge, run wild and free

edit: no fucking reposts you cunts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 12:28, Reply)

Given the recent glut of bang up b3tans and their missus'
I was wondering what life will be like for the b3ta b4by b00mers... what jobs will they do, how will they live?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 11:54, Reply)

Fight!
just that, the word Fight! and our own twisted imaginations
(Cerne Big in Dorset, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, Reply)

stupid instructions for morons
I just bought a lighter (you know- for lighting fags)- on it's side is a little sticker with a diagram explaining how to use it - for people who have never encountered a lighter before. What other 'helpful' instruction labels could people come up with? such as'Point shotgun away from face' etc.
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 19:03, Reply)

Make fun of b3ta!
b3ta has always been know to make fun at the world so why not poke some fun at b3ta for a change!
( whypandabearsoblue?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:56, Reply)

Northern Ireland Murals
There seems to be a trend in Northern Ireland to replace murals of paramilitary leaders with ones of sports stars. For example, one of Billy Wright has been replaced by a memorial to George Best (BBC News story).

What other murals could be put up in Belfast? Maybe Ian Paisley's big scary face, or a tribute to Patrick Kielty?
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:45, Reply)

Manufacture your own Band.
Everyone at one point or another has wanted to be in a band, even the ones who now are.
So now is your chance to make that dream come true. Become your very own Simon Cowell and make up your own band. Any genre, any style, and any number of silly hair-do's, your the boss.

I'm going with, "CheddaR VenoM", a Norwegian death metal type band playing their own style of 'eggy funk', resplendent with lot's of LARP gear and maybe Boris Johnson on the kazoo.

Extra credit for having the sk1llz0rz to create a whole website and culture-jamming MySpace with your fictional band. Extra extra credit for getting over 500 MySpace users to fall for it and sign up as fans.

Failing that just gig posters and band promo photo's n' shit like that will do.
( Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 18:30, Reply)

Imagine, if you will, that sausages rule Hollywood.
What movies will they re-make? The Bangers Of Mash? Any Given Sausage? Back to the Frankfurter? Your pepperoni punnage starts now.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Monkey Music
What if all musicians were monkeys? (no, not the monkees, oh ho ho!)
Lets see your favourite albums with monkey fa[e]ces pasted all over them.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:19, Reply)

Do stuff with food
A Rogan Josh makes a delightful Goatse, for example.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 22:42, Reply)

B3ta usernames
make an image based on the username alone, not on a photo of the person
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 16:34, Reply)

Rejected Sequels
Make up movie posters/book covers for the sequels that never made the cut: Police Academy 8 - Lost in New York, Harry Potter and the Cynical Cash-in, United 93 II...
(Cerne Big in Dorset, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 23:15, Reply)

can it be milked?
... then make it so!
(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 17:49, Reply)