ohhhh
Back when i was a tad younger i got my first full monthly wage from my first proper job.

i was 16 and had about just over a grand so what did i buy.

a fucking memory foam matress thingy for about £800.

it's lovely to sleep on (make imprints of my cock on it) but i was well and truly fucked for the rest of the month after that.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:42, 7 replies)

You might want to
change the word fist for first.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, closed)

...
it could have been my first fisting job
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, closed)

If you're going to spend a third of your life in it
then it's worth it.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, closed)

My first wage packet went on a Pack-a-mac.
What!

It gets rainy in Lancashire.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:58, closed)

^ this is
the funniest non-Honda related thing I've read in these here parts for some time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, closed)

I would have said...
... that if you are going to be well and truly fucked for nearly a whole month at a time then a quality mattress is essential.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, closed)

^^ Oh yes
Hopefully...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:02, closed)