I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What did the Reverend William Archibald Spooner say as he lobbed a grenade into the bunker occupied by the SS Berzerker squad on 25th December 1944, killing them all?"God rest ye Jerry mental men"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:02, 5 replies, latest was 1 day ago)
You're right, and he wasn't actually a one-liner-dispensing grenade-tossing soldier.I really haven't thought this through, have I.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:29, Reply)
Better than anything I could think ofpunning grenadier gunning prenadier
bomb lobbing lomb bobbing
bomb tossing tomb bossing
bomb throwing thomb browing
petard setting setard petting
mine laying lime maying
etc
(, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:00, Reply)
You could change it to his son, William Wycliffe Spooner who didn't die until 1962 and may well have inherited his fathers tendency to mix up the syllables in spoken phrasesThe reader may imagine that William Wycliffe Spooner was avenging the death of HIS son, William ("Billy") Edleston Spooner who had been killed in action three years earlier
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:49,
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