b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Post 2640022 | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, ... 1

« Go Back

Why do you never engage a 6 foot high penis in serious political debates?
They are one eyed
(, Mon 28 Sep 2026, 14:19, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
How do you keep a 6 foot high penis in suspense?
I'll tell you later hahahahalololololol
(, Mon 28 Sep 2026, 17:24, Reply)
Hey ah…still waiting for the answer!

(, Tue 29 Sep 2026, 0:50, Reply)
I had to look that up, never heard "one eyed" used in that context before.
Who says b3ta isn't educational?

www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english-thesaurus/one-eyed
(, Tue 29 Sep 2026, 11:04, Reply)
Old joke I used to tell.
Two old ladies looking in a shop window.
One points in and says "That's the one I'd get."
And a cyclops comes out and beats the shit out of her.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2026, 17:29, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, ... 1