Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In my GCSE maths class......back in the days of the old school, one of my friends was talking loudly about how he'd just got himself a job working for Kentucky Fried Chicken, when our attractive young lady teacher overheard and said:
'Does that mean if i come in you'll give me a large portion?'
Laugh? Laugh!? 15 years on and it still makes me chuckle like a 14 year old school boy. I'm laughing again now, 'large portion!' lolz!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:36, Reply)
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