Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Why my mother shouldn't be allowed on the internet...Not sure it was an innuendo in the true sense of the word but it was certainly accidental and undeniably hilarious when my mother (looking for baby clothes for her granddaughter) could not get www.famoussas.com to load on her puter.
She decided my brother must have given her the wrong spelling and instead tried to shop for baby clothes via www.famousass.com. Ultimately unsuccessful.
Don't even ask about the family meal that involved me having to explain to her what spit roasting meant.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:34, Reply)
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