Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Puppets!During one college theater class, we were preparing to march in a huge parade with some giant puppets - the kind where one person carries the head, and two others manipulate the giant hands. One guy wanted to carry the head of his puppet rather than the hand, and shouted across the noisy room with perfect innocence: "DAVE! DO YOU WANT THE HAND JOB?"
Could have heard a pin drop.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:51, Reply)
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