Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Antique TackleTwo things you need to know 1. My dad collects antique fishing er equipment (rods and reels)2. The women in my family are famed for not having a sense of humour.
email from Mum with ends : "...Your dad has been collecting more antique fishing tackle and I have been finding it very interesting"
response from me: "That's nice mum, I'm glad that you've been finding Dad's antique tackle interesting it shows that there is still a spark of romance left in your marriage."
My dad is the one who picks up the email. He thinks it's so funny, he shows it to the builder, the postman, the dog who all think it's extremely funny. Then to my mum who goes "oh yes, that's nice" (whooshing noise as joke goes over her head).
Two days later mum collapses in fits of giggles. "I've just got it!" she says
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 18:13, 1 reply)
Hahaha, that had me laughing like mad.(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 18:57,
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