Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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No, we're just friendsWhile in a nice country pub a couple of years back with a good mate, I ordered some traditional English meat-based fare for lunch. The two of us sat chatting and supping, when a waitress approached and asked: "Faggots?".
There was much spluttering and mirth.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:16, Reply)
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