Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Chewing tailMy friend (IT geek, would doubtless have posted this already but his work blocks b3ta) was visiting a French relative with a 3-year-old daughter.
The kid had a toy rabbit, and she was chewing its tail. So my friend decided to practice his l337 GCSE French skills, asking the kid what she was up to: "tu bouffe la queue?"
...at which point the room fell silent.
Shortly afterwards, some unfortunate relative had the enviable task of explaining to my friend that he'd just asked a 3-year-old girl whether she gave oral.
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